desidere:

bellahugo:

ratchetmelancholy:

White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. 

please let them know.

white privilege is your history being taught as a core class, and mine being banned because it would promote "the overthrow of the U.S. government, foster racial resentment, and advocate ethnic solidarity."

(via jingles-pigtails)

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat, via micronerd01)

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

(via ragequitslife)

dayzea:

She still has soooo much exploring to do!!!!!

Lost Coast, California.

(via owlmylove)

Baalzebul

outofcontextdnd:

Bard: Am I allowed to seduce the basil demon?

DM: I’m not letting you roll for that.

Bard: So. Basil. You busy later?

(later)

Bard: That lead paladin guy from the Silver Flames. Am I allowed to seduce him?

DM: He’s taken a vow of celibacy and-

Bard: So. Paladin. You busy later?

do-you-have-a-flag:

if it’s the sort of thing you would think of when casting a patronus charm then it’s not a waste of time

(via simplypotterheads)