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"We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories."

Jonathan Gottschall, The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human (via jebiwonkenobi)

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empressque3n:

she’s literally jesus with mascara and I love it 

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lancecharleson:

joeywaggoner:

squigglydigg:

smokingladiesman submitted:

Disney’s tribute to Robin Williams at the end of Aladdin. 

That’s… actually really beautiful.  Well done, Disney.

I actually watched Aladdin on Disney Channel a few days ago and not only did they show this image at the end of the film but they showed the entire movie completely commercial free. That’s how much they appreciated him.
Well done Disney, well done.

Now that’s some grade A respect from Disney right there.

lancecharleson:

joeywaggoner:

squigglydigg:

 submitted:

Disney’s tribute to Robin Williams at the end of Aladdin. 

That’s… actually really beautiful.  Well done, Disney.

I actually watched Aladdin on Disney Channel a few days ago and not only did they show this image at the end of the film but they showed the entire movie completely commercial free. That’s how much they appreciated him.

Well done Disney, well done.

Now that’s some grade A respect from Disney right there.

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alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

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what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

like-a-sir1:

howtoraiseageek:

Tony Stark, inside the helmet view.

like-a-sir1:

howtoraiseageek:

Tony Stark, inside the helmet view.

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