Anonymous Asked:
why are you so cute??

owlmylove:

well gosh i dunno love?? i may not be good with math, but i’m near certain we could find the answer to this question if we could formulate why you’re so overwhelmingly sweet that you would take the time to send me such a cute message. i’ll try to see if yahoo answers can give us any math help, and will let you know if i get any solutions u w u)/<33

makanidotdot:

this is my only hypothesis

(via thewritersramblings)

yasslana:

I’m going to hell omg

(via ruinedchildhood)

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

(via owlmylove)

Pacific Rim Bomber Jackets (X)

(Source: setsailslash, via thewritersramblings)

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

(via owlmylove)

fuks:

SKITTLES 

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