My friend posted an ice bucket challenge video and the whole time all I could stare at was his junk.

yugichrist Asked:
hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

roachpatrol:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

those ass bandits will do anything to get wood

undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..
creepypasta

for fucks sakes

undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

for fucks sakes

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bokunoarmin:

Sei is a princess.
Feel free to use for whatever! Just give credit~

bokunoarmin:

Sei is a princess.

Feel free to use for whatever! Just give credit~

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sykkoteddy:

i-am-sher-221b-locked-in-berk:

i literally just took out the trash — at night

I just ate a sandwich - at night

I just smoked a bowl! At night

jackviolet:

The cop who shot a dog in front of its 6 year old owner was fired after outrage from the community and a “Justice for Apollo” campaign.

The cop who shot an unarmed black teen is on paid leave and remains protected by his department. So far, days of outrage and protest have still not brought any justice to Mike Brown.

In America, in 2014, the life of a black man is valued less than that of a dog.

Literally.

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nystic:

this is important please spread

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